tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via unfortunate-s0ul)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via forever0r-nah)

waynesworld1992:

mick—-jaeger:

*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder

me: 

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(via heartofsodomy)